War Quotes

Those who fought, those who protested, and those who survived reflect on humanity's darkest impulse.

10745 quotes

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"War would be less painful than my daily life."
Meg Griffin
M
"I'm collateral damage in life's war."
Meg Griffin
T
"War teaches us that peace is precious."
Teddy
T
"War is hell - let's focus on peace instead."
Teddy
T
"War is terrible, and peace is what we should always strive for."
Tina Belcher
G
"War happens because people forget to listen to each other."
Gene Belcher
C
"War is never the answer, but sometimes people won't listen."
Chris Griffin
C
"War destroys everything, peace builds everything."
Chris Griffin
T
"War is never the answer, but sometimes we have to stand for what's right."
Teddy
J
"War and business are the same thing."
Jimmy Pesto
S
"War is poetry written in blood and strategic brilliance."
Stewie Griffin
P
"War is what happens when people forget how to talk."
Peter Griffin
L
"War is sad, dancing is happy, so everyone should just dance instead."
Linda Belcher
L
"War is terrible; peace is when everyone's vibing together."
Linda Belcher
L
"War teaches what peace should mean."
Louise Belcher
G
"War is bad, peace is good, but some competition is healthy."
Gene Belcher
G
"Peace is the goal but the journey is the real thing."
Gene Belcher
B
"The only battle worth fighting is the one for quality."
Bob Belcher
J
"I'm a businessman, and business is war."
Jimmy Pesto
J
"Victory tastes better when you've made someone else lose."
Jimmy Pesto
S
"War is the ultimate game, and I always win."
Stewie Griffin
S
"War and conquest: they're basically the same thing."
Stewie Griffin
L
"War is bad, but dancing is good."
Linda Belcher
P
"War is terrible. Mostly because it's far away and I can't watch it properly."
Peter Griffin
G
"War is what happens when people don't listen to the same drum beat."
Gene Belcher
G
"Peace on Earth starts with everyone singing in harmony."
Gene Belcher
T
"War solves nothing but creates more problems."
Teddy
T
"War is failure on a grand scale."
Teddy
J
"War between restaurants? I'm always ready for battle."
Jimmy Pesto
J
"War is what happens when diplomacy fails completely."
Jessa Joffe