War Quotes

"War is the failure of every other option."

"War costs everyone, even the winners."

"War and peace are both overrated. Indifference is key."

"I've never been to a war, but I've been in ones with myself."

"War is organized chaos with measurable outcomes."

"War is simply applied science on larger scales."

"War never solved anything, but cake might."

"War is what happens when people stop talking."

"War is hell, and so is peace apparently."

"War is profitable if you're not the one dying."

"War is terrible, unless I'm covering it—then it's great ratings."

"War stops when Tom Tucker gives the news."

"War is just adults throwing tantrums with weapons."

"War is hell, but scandal is my personal paradise."

"War is hell, but peace is giggity."

"Seek peace over conflict always, giggity."

"War solves nothing that peace couldn't solve better."

"War is humanity's greatest failure."

"War is what you get when chickens forget they're all the same species."

"War ain't never the answer unless the question is really important."

"War is hell, but sometimes it's necessary."

"War doesn't solve anything; communication does."

"Peace is worth fighting for."

"War is hell, but at least you know where you stand."

"War should always be a last resort."

"Peace is more valuable than any victory, giggity."

"War is costly, and someone has to track the expenses."

"The cost of war extends far beyond money."

"War is what happens when communication fails."

"War is a human failing we should outgrow."