War Quotes

Those who fought, those who protested, and those who survived reflect on humanity's darkest impulse.

10745 quotes

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"War is the failure of every other option."
Ray Gillette
R
"War costs everyone, even the winners."
Ray Gillette
J
"War and peace are both overrated. Indifference is key."
Jean-Ralphio
J
"I've never been to a war, but I've been in ones with myself."
Jean-Ralphio
D
"War is organized chaos with measurable outcomes."
Dr. Krieger
D
"War is simply applied science on larger scales."
Dr. Krieger
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"War never solved anything, but cake might."
Pam Poovey
P
"War is what happens when people stop talking."
Pam Poovey
M
"War is hell, and so is peace apparently."
Mort Goldman
M
"War is profitable if you're not the one dying."
Mort Goldman
T
"War is terrible, unless I'm covering it—then it's great ratings."
Tom Tucker
T
"War stops when Tom Tucker gives the news."
Tom Tucker
C
"War is just adults throwing tantrums with weapons."
Cheryl Tunt
C
"War is hell, but scandal is my personal paradise."
Cheryl Tunt
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"War is hell, but peace is giggity."
Glenn Quagmire
G
"Seek peace over conflict always, giggity."
Glenn Quagmire
B
"War solves nothing that peace couldn't solve better."
Brian Griffin
B
"War is humanity's greatest failure."
Brian Griffin
E
"War is what you get when chickens forget they're all the same species."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
E
"War ain't never the answer unless the question is really important."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
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"War is hell, but sometimes it's necessary."
Sterling Archer
P
"War doesn't solve anything; communication does."
Pam Poovey
P
"Peace is worth fighting for."
Pam Poovey
M
"War is hell, but at least you know where you stand."
Mort Goldman
G
"War should always be a last resort."
Glenn Quagmire
G
"Peace is more valuable than any victory, giggity."
Glenn Quagmire
C
"War is costly, and someone has to track the expenses."
Cyril Figgis
C
"The cost of war extends far beyond money."
Cyril Figgis
E
"War is what happens when communication fails."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
B
"War is a human failing we should outgrow."
Brian Griffin