War Quotes

"War proves that humans are fundamentally flawed."

"War is terrible unless there's money in it."

"War is the last resort of diplomacy."

"Peace is always better than conflict."

"War is humanity's greatest failure—peace is our greatest responsibility."

"Peace is possible when we choose understanding over conflict."

"War in the boardroom is just as intense as war in the field."

"War teaches you what peace really means."

"War proves that humans are complicated and stupid."

"War is what happens when communication fails."

"War is simply diplomacy by other means."

"War teaches you about human nature under pressure."

"War proves that talking is better than fighting."

"Peace is harder to build than war is to start."

"War and peace? I just go where the party is."

"War should be a last resort, never a first choice."

"War teaches us about human nature's limits."

"War is terrible, but my outfits during it are legendary."

"War is what happens when politics gets tired of talking."

"War is just organized disagreement with weapons."

"War could be ended if everyone learned to treat yo'self."

"War is what happens when communication fails."

"War is simpler than office dynamics, at least."

"War is a bummer. Let's party instead."

"War is sad. Let's throw a peace party instead."

"War is peace, and peace is just war with better public relations."

"War is just politicians' way of avoiding difficult conversations."

"War teaches us about human limits. Science transcends them."

"War is business by other means."

"War is just diplomacy with explosions."