Wisdom Quotes

"Wisdom is knowing what you don't know and charging someone else for it."

"Treat yo'self is not selfish—it's essential."

"Treat yo'self with intention and purpose."

"I'm not insane, I'm just not sane in the traditional sense."

"If you think that's going to work, you're dumber than you look."

"Is this what you call a plan? It's terrible."

"That's the dumbest thing I've heard all week."

"You know what your problem is? Everything."

"If I wanted your advice, I'd ask for it."

"That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."

"That's the most idiotic thing you've ever said."

"Act your age, not your shoe size."

"Wisdom comes from experience, which I have in abundance."

"Wisdom is recognizing what you can't change."

"Wisdom is knowing which parties are worth your time."

"Wisdom comes from experience and humility."

"You know what? I've given up trying to understand people. It's exhausting."

"The real tragedy is that we're all destined to disappoint each other."

"I've learned that people are the worst thing about life."

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

"That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."

"Swallow your pride and do what I say."

"This is why we can't have nice things."

"Grow up."

"That's not how it works."

"You're your own worst enemy."

"I'm not insane, I'm just a little... differently sane."

"I don't believe in luck. I believe in controlled variables."

"I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested."

"I've learned more from failure than success. Mostly from my explosions."