Wisdom Quotes

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

"Why would you even say that?"

"You're making this harder than it needs to be."

"That makes no sense whatsoever."

"For once in your life, be smart."

"This is exactly what I expected."

"I'm leaving before I say something I regret."

"You should know better."

"That's not how this works."

"That's not the worst thing you could do."

"That's not irony, that's just coincidence."

"That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."

"If you didn't want me to say it, you shouldn't have done it."

"That's not irony, that's just bad luck."

"I wouldn't do that if I were you."

"You should really think about that."

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but it's still a form of wit."

"I'm a work in progress, and I'm okay with that."

"Every mistake is just a learning opportunity in disguise."

"Wisdom comes from experience, usually painful experience."

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

"You can't just waltz in and expect everything to work out."

"I'm the voice of reason here."

"You're making this worse."

"Wisdom comes with age, but I look like I'll stay young forever."

"Wisdom is knowing when to let others speak—never."

"This is exactly why we need procedures."

"Do you understand what financial liability means?"

"Someone needs to think about the consequences."

"The only person you need to impress is yourself, and I always succeed."