Wisdom Quotes

"That's a terrible idea."

"That's not how people work."

"Why would you think that's a good idea?"

"I'm only half paying attention, and even I know that's wrong."

"That's insane."

"I don't ask for much."

"That's never going to work."

"You're making this harder than it needs to be."

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

"Someone needs to think about the consequences of your actions."

"The best part of being a giant chicken is the perspective you get."

"Wisdom comes from making mistakes and learning from them."

"You know what really grinds my gears? When people don't appreciate a well-crafted martini."

"I've been around the block more times than a mail truck."

"I've made some poor life choices, but at least I own them."

"You can't fix stupid, trust me, I've tried."

"I'm not being negative, I'm being realistic."

"Do you not understand the concept of surprise?"

"Maybe if you actually listened to me..."

"I know you better than you know yourself."

"This is exactly why we can't have nice things."

"Maybe you should listen to me for once."

"You never think things through."

"Knowledge is power, but wisdom is knowing how to use it."

"Wisdom comes from experience and reflection."

"Wisdom comes from experience and learning, giggity goo."

"That's pretty amazing when you think about it."

"I never thought of it that way before."

"I think I'm starting to understand."

"That's the most important lesson."