Wisdom Quotes
The best minds across centuries have wrestled with what it means to be wise. These quotes capture their hard-won insights.
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"The greatest wisdom is knowing what you don't know."Fred Allen
"Wisdom comes from making mistakes repeatedly."Fred Allen
"If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."Mort Sahl
"The only thing I know for sure is that the more I know, the less I understand."Mort Sahl
"You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether he is wise by his questions."Mort Sahl
"The liberal soul shall be made fat, but he that watereth shall be watered also himself, unless he invests in real estate."Mort Sahl
"The world is divided into two classes: those who believe the incredible can happen and those who see all the possible disasters."Jack Benny
"The true measure of a man is not what he has, but who he is."Jack Benny
"The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago. The second best time is now."Jack Benny
"The pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; the optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."Jack Benny
"I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to."Jack Benny
"I would rather be a man of few words and many deeds than a man of many words and few deeds."Jack Benny
"Old age is no place for sissies."Phyllis Diller
"A man has to learn that you can't believe everything he hears."Phyllis Diller
"The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it."Phyllis Diller
"You're not old until you start talking about the weather."Phyllis Diller
"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."Phyllis Diller
"The problem with the world is that intelligent people are full of doubts while stupid people are full of confidence."Phyllis Diller
"My cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind; a completely empty desk is a sign of an empty mind."Phyllis Diller
"The woman who can't find anything to do is never tired, and the woman who does everything is always tired."Phyllis Diller
"I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw some things back."Phyllis Diller
"The secret to a long life is to stay busy, be curious, and have a sense of humor."Phyllis Diller
"I think a lot of times we're not given a choice in what defines us."Gilda Radner
"The moments that define us are often the ones where we're just being honest."Gilda Radner
"Life teaches you that the things you think matter most often don't."Gilda Radner
"I think women are supposed to be complex - it keeps life interesting."Gilda Radner
"I've learned that taking yourself too seriously is the fastest way to lose perspective."Gilda Radner
"You can't really know yourself until you're willing to look at all your flaws."Gilda Radner
"What really matters is not what you accomplish, but who you become in the process."Gilda Radner
"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, and to have them close together."George Burns