Work Quotes

"Work is what you do to avoid thinking about your actual life."

"Work is where you pretend to be productive for money you'll spend on therapy."

"Work hard or work for someone harder than you."

"You're all fired. Except you're not because I need you."

"Work should mean something, or it's just drudgery."

"Work that doesn't challenge you doesn't fulfill you."

"I need to get out of this office. I'm going to kill someone."

"I'm not a maid. I'm a highly trained intelligence agent."

"This job is insane."

"I'm not your therapist. I'm a spy."

"Can we please just be professional for five minutes?"

"I've had so many jobs, I can't remember them all."

"I once tried to start a business. It failed. Twice."

"I respect the hustle, even if I can't maintain it."

"I've been fired more times than I've been hired."

"I'm the most valuable player on this team, and I deserve recognition for that."

"Being competent doesn't mean being appreciated."

"Work is the only thing that truly matters."

"Work is the highest form of human expression."

"Cyril, you are the worst secret agent ever."

"I am not a babysitter."

"I don't have time for your games."

"You're impossible to work with."

"In space, no one can hear you complain about not getting hazard pay."

"I could do this all day. Well, actually I'd rather not."

"Work is what we do to afford the things we actually enjoy."

"Work is more bearable when you like the people around you."

"Work is just something we do to avoid thinking about our problems."

"Work is what you do to avoid your real problems."

"I'm a world-class spy, not a babysitter."