Work Quotes

The daily grind, the creative struggle, and why what we do matters more than we think.

22485 quotes

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"This job is insane, but it's my insane job."
Lana Kane
L
"This is exactly why I hate working with you."
Lana Kane
L
"I'm the professional here."
Lana Kane
T
"In this business, looks matter. Trust me, I know."
Tom Tucker
T
"Hard work? More like hard looking fabulous while working."
Tom Tucker
T
"Work is easier when you're naturally talented."
Tom Tucker
C
"I'm not a field agent, I'm a comptroller! There's a difference."
Cyril Figgis
C
"This is my job. This is literally my only job."
Cyril Figgis
C
"Work is what I do when I'm not having fun."
Cheryl Tunt
C
"Work hard, play harder, and always look your best doing both."
Cheryl Tunt
G
"Work hard, play harder, giggity goo."
Glenn Quagmire
G
"Work with passion and purpose, giggity."
Glenn Quagmire
B
"Work should fulfill you, not define you."
Brian Griffin
B
"Work-life balance is a myth; work-life integration is the goal."
Brian Griffin
E
"Work hard, play hard, and always save room for birdseed."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
E
"Work is just play if you're doing what you love."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
S
"Work is what you do to earn the life you want."
Sterling Archer
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"I'm not just a secretary, I'm a highly trained intelligence operative."
Pam Poovey
P
"Work should fulfill you, not just pay your bills."
Pam Poovey
L
"I am a legitimate field agent conducting legitimate espionage."
Lana Kane
L
"I don't need a man to be happy. I need a job."
Lana Kane
L
"Look, I'm just trying to do my job here."
Lana Kane
L
"This job is killing me."
Lana Kane
L
"This is what I do. I'm a spy. Deal with it."
Lana Kane
L
"I didn't become a spy to listen to this crap."
Lana Kane
M
"Work is what you do to avoid thinking about your life."
Mort Goldman
M
"Work is what you do when you'd rather be doing nothing."
Mort Goldman
G
"Hard work pays off in the end, giggity goo."
Glenn Quagmire
G
"Work smarter, not harder, giggity."
Glenn Quagmire
T
"News is my passion, and looking good is my profession."
Tom Tucker