Bart Simpson

"Beauty is everywhere if you know how to look."

"Science class is cool when there's explosions."

"History repeats itself, usually when I prank someone."

"Philosophy is just thinking about stuff."

"Literature's okay if it's got action."

"Politics is for old people."

"War is terrible, but action movies are awesome."

"Stay true to yourself, homie."

"Gratitude is saying thanks for the cool stuff."

"Creativity is breaking the rules in style."

"Justice means standing up for the little guy."

"Patience is waiting for the right time to prank."

"Health is for people who don't eat donuts."

"Inspiration strikes when you least expect it."

"Solitude is when you get away from everyone."

"We're all just trying to figure it out."

"Keep it real, man, that's all that matters."

"Life's an adventure, embrace the chaos."

"In the end, family's what counts."

"Eat my shorts!"

"Ay caramba!"

"Don't have a cow, man!"

"I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"

"Cowabunga!"

"The lesson is: never try."

"You know something, man? I'm just not that bright."

"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing."

"In case you haven't noticed, I'm kind of the kingpin around here."

"I'm the Pied Piper of Springfield."

"Freedom, baby, yeah!"