"I didn't do it."
Truth
"Underachiever and proud of it, man!"
Motivation
"Don't look at me, I'm just a kid."
"That's so cool, dude!"
Happiness
"Without a helmet, I'm like a regular, everyday kid."
"That's the American way."
Politics
"Milhouse, your jealousy is showing."
Friendship
"Did you ever think that maybe we're the weird ones?"
Philosophy
"Whatever, man."
Peace
"You're the man, Homer!"
Family
"Mom, Dad, I'm a Harley."
Imagination
"This is the worst day of my life."
Fear
"Woo-hoo! Spring break!"
Happiness
"I want to be a doctor or a lawyer or something cool like that."
Dreams
"The truth is out there, man."
Truth
"My slingshot's going to make me rich!"
Money
"There's nothing wrong with being a weasel."
Kindness
"Maybe we should just accept that we're different."
Change
"That's what I love about elementary school, man."
Love
"Life's a grind, that's for sure."
Life
"I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another."
Wisdom
"The key to a great practical joke is confidence."
Creativity
"I'm way ahead of my time, man."
Imagination
"Cool story, bro."
Humor
"It's like someone took my dreams and ripped them to shreds."
Dreams
"I'd trade my soul for a donut."
Humor
"You gotta be strong to be a skateboarder."
Strength
"I believe in me."
Courage
"Sometimes it snows in April."
Nature
"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."
Perseverance