Bebe Glazer

"The best jokes are the ones that make people realize how unfunny they are."

"Beauty is in the details—and I notice every detail."

"One should live as if every day might be the last good meal."

"Perseverance in pursuit of perfection is the noblest endeavor."

"I'm grateful to be surrounded by people less fortunate than myself."

"Creative expression is best when it's creative like mine."

"Justice requires wisdom, taste, and an understanding of nuance."

"Patience with excellence is a virtue; patience with mediocrity is weakness."

"Kindness should be reserved for those who truly deserve it."

"My strength lies in knowing exactly what I want and getting it."

"I fear nothing except bad wine and worse company."

"Power is most effective when wielded with sophistication."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy excellent taste."

"Health is the wealth of the refined individual."

"Life is an adventure when you approach it with the right attitude and the right wardrobe."

"The only limit to imagination is one's lack of sophistication."

"Technology should enhance one's life, not complicate it."

"History will remember those with the courage to stand apart."

"Philosophy without practice is merely conversation."

"Literature is best discussed by those who truly understand it."

"Political discourse needs more people who actually know what they're talking about."

"Even war would be civilized if it were conducted by people of taste."

"The motivation to excel comes naturally when you're already exceptional."

"Inspiration strikes those prepared to recognize it."

"Relationships thrive when everyone acknowledges the superiority of one party."

"Solitude is my natural habitat, where I can simply be myself."

"I'm not just a pretty face, though that certainly helps in this business."

"Life is too short to waste on people who don't appreciate your worth."

"A woman who knows what she wants is unstoppable."

"Never settle for less than you deserve, darling."