Bebe Glazer

"Politics benefits from people of discriminating judgment."

"War could be avoided if everyone just listened to me."

"Motivation is easiest when you're already aware of your own magnificence."

"Inspiration comes from studying the works of exceptional individuals like myself."

"Relationships require compromise, which is why mine are often complicated."

"Solitude is paradise when you're your own favorite company."

"Pretension is only pretension if you're not actually superior."

"The world would be better if more people thought like I do."

"Romance requires someone who appreciates your finer qualities."

"Contentment is found in the details—the thread count, the vintage, the provenance."

"Excellence isn't luck; it's simply the standard I maintain."

"A good friend knows when to laugh at your jokes and when to agree with you."

"Family gatherings are tolerable if you're the most interesting person present."

"There is always hope when you're as capable as I am."

"Courage is standing by your convictions, especially when they're superior."

"The only constant in life should be your own unchanging standards."

"An educated person knows the difference between themselves and their inferiors."

"To know me is to understand what true sophistication entails."

"Hours pass differently when spent in refined company."

"The truth often sounds like arrogance when spoken by someone who's always right."

"I am free to be as exacting as I choose."

"Peace is achievable through proper etiquette and mutual respect for one's betters."

"Nature's greatest creation was probably me."

"Art is either masterful or it's merely decoration."

"Science confirms what I've always believed through rigorous analysis."

"A symphony is only as good as its audience's ability to appreciate it."

"I have faith in my own judgment, which has never failed me."

"Leadership is knowing you're right and making sure everyone follows."

"Work is what you do until you become successful enough to critique others."

"My dreams became reality through sheer force of personality."