Carl Brutanananadilewski

"You're the worst neighbor I ever had."

"This situation is completely outta hand."

"I'm gonna sleep on this and see how I feel tomorrow."

"I ain't got time for your problems, man. I got my own stuff going on."

"You think you're better than me? I got a house and a car, what do you got?"

"Love is for people who don't got nothin' better to do."

"I seen a lot of things, and most of 'em was disappointing."

"Happiness is havin' a cold beer and bein' left alone."

"You gotta work hard if you wanna get nowhere in life."

"I don't need friends, I got my neighbors to annoy."

"Family? That's just people you're stuck with."

"Hope is for suckers who think things gonna get better."

"Takes real courage to sit on your couch and do nothin'."

"Change is just another word for everything gettin' worse."

"I never had no education, and look at me - I'm doin' fine."

"Knowledge don't pay the bills, man."

"Time is somethin' I got plenty of and nothin' to do with it."

"Truth is, most people are full of it."

"Freedom means nobody can tell me what to do in my own house."

"Peace and quiet - that's all I want from this world."

"Nature? That's where all the bugs and snakes is at."

"Art is a waste of time and money."

"Science don't explain why my life sucks."

"Music nowadays is all noise, give me some real stuff."

"Faith is somethin' for people who can't figure things out themselves."

"A real leader is someone who takes charge and blames everybody else."

"Work sucks, but not workin' sucks worse when you ain't got money."

"Dreams are just what happens when you fall asleep tired."

"Humor is makin' fun of people stupider than you."

"Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone."