Carl Brutanananadilewski

"Work ain't never worked out for me, but I still gotta do it."

"Friends backstab you, neighbors steal from you - might as well be alone."

"Family's just strangers you gotta put up with forever."

"Hope gets you killed, so quit hopin'."

"Takes no courage to do what you're supposed to do anyway."

"Only thing that changes is you get older and more tired."

"School don't teach you nothin' useful about real life."

"All the knowledge in the world don't stop you from bein' broke."

"Time just keeps slippin' away and there ain't nothin' you can do about it."

"Truth is most people are liars, includin' me sometimes."

"My freedom ends where my neighbor's noise begins."

"Peace is what I had before these people moved in."

"Nature's got too many bugs and things that sting."

"Art's just expensive garbage people pretend to understand."

"Science can't explain why my life's such a mess."

"Music was better when I was young, now it's all garbage."

"Faith is just hopin' somebody upstairs is payin' attention."

"Lead by example - the example bein' doin' as little as possible."

"Work is what separates free people from imprisoned people."

"Dreams come true? That's just what they tell kids."

"A good joke is at somebody else's expense."

"Beautiful things usually cost too much and break easy."

"Death's probably gonna be the best nap I ever take."

"Keep goin' even when there ain't no reason to, that's all you can do."

"I'm grateful I ain't dead yet, I guess."

"Creativity's just another word for makin' mistakes and claimin' you meant it."

"Justice is just the rich winnin' against the poor."

"Patience is what happens when you ain't got no choice."

"Kindness gets people thinkin' they can ask you for favors."

"I ain't strong, I'm just stubborn enough to keep standin'."