Carl Brutanananadilewski

"Fear's just excitement without the money."

"The only power that matters is the power to be left alone."

"Money's the root of all evil, but you need it anyway."

"Health is what you had before you got old."

"Adventure is just problems in a different zip code."

"Imagination stops workin' right around the time you get bills to pay."

"Technology's made life worse, not better."

"History repeats itself 'cause nobody learns nothin' from it."

"Philosophy don't feed your family."

"Literature's just entertainment for people who think they're smart."

"Politics is a con game where everybody loses but the winners."

"War is what happens when talkin' ain't worked out."

"Motivation is doin' stuff you don't wanna do 'cause you gotta."

"Inspiration comes from desperation, nothin' else."

"Relationships start with lies and end with resentment."

"Solitude beats company ninety-nine times out of a hundred."

"I'm not a nerd, I'm just a guy who knows a lot of stuff about things you don't understand."

"Success ain't about having money, it's about having enough money to not care about money."

"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't appreciate your genius."

"You can't trust nobody these days, especially not yourself."

"Love is just a chemical reaction in your brain, which is why I avoid it."

"The key to happiness is low expectations and high standards for everyone else."

"I've learned that friendship is just another word for obligations you didn't ask for."

"Family is what you're stuck with when no one else will tolerate you."

"Hope is what keeps stupid people going until they realize it's pointless."

"It takes real courage to admit you're smarter than everyone around you."

"Change is inevitable, which is why I never change anything about myself."

"Education would mean more if it actually taught you useful stuff instead of nonsense."

"The problem with knowledge is that once you have it, you can't unknow how dumb everyone else is."

"Time is just a human construct we use to measure how long things take to disappoint us."