"Adventure is what you call disaster when you survive it."Adventure
"Imagination is the playground of people with too much time."Imagination
"Technology makes life easier until it breaks down."Technology
"History is just gossip about dead people."History
"Philosophy is thinking about thinking."Philosophy
"Literature is reality with better dialogue."Literature
"Politics is organized lying."Politics
"War settles arguments with finality."War
"Motivation is just fear of failure with a smile."Motivation
"Inspiration is plagiarism you feel good about."Inspiration
"Relationships are just agreements to tolerate each other."Relationships
"Solitude is what you need to forget about everyone else."Solitude
"The best things in life aren't free - they cost money."Life