Carla Tortelli

"Music is the only thing that makes sense in a senseless world."

"Faith is believing in something you can't see or prove."

"Leadership is knowing when to tell people what to do and when to get out of their way."

"Dreams are what keep you going when reality gets too real."

"Humor is the best medicine, except for actual medicine."

"Death is the only appointment you can't reschedule."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better marketing team."

"Gratitude is something you show when you want something else."

"Creativity is just stealing ideas and making them look different."

"Justice is whatever the person with the most money says it is."

"Strength isn't about muscles, it's about not showing your weakness."

"Fear is just an invitation to do something dangerous."

"Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely - I should know."

"Health is wealth, but wealth is more fun."

"Adventure is what you call it when things go wrong and you survive."

"Imagination is what keeps you from going crazy when life gets boring."

"Technology is just old ideas with better packaging."

"History repeats itself because people never learn the first time."

"Philosophy is asking questions you'll never answer."

"Literature is life without the boring parts."

"Politics is like a bad marriage - you're stuck with it whether you like it or not."

"War is hell, but at least it's honest about what it is."

"Motivation comes from knowing what you want and who's in your way."

"Inspiration is just desperation with good timing."

"Happiness is a moving target that gets further away the closer you get."

"I've learned more from my mistakes than my successes."

"The only thing constant in life is that I'm always right."

"Love is temporary, but a good investment portfolio is forever."

"Success is the best way to prove people wrong."

"Friendship means you can say anything and still be forgiven."