"Every person has the potential to be great... except most of them."
"I've made a ton of mistakes, but they weren't my fault."
"The world revolves around me, literally."
"Honesty is the best policy, unless it hurts my feelings."
"I'm not mean, I'm just honest."Humor
"Loyalty is for dogs... and people as dumb as dogs."
"Revenge is a dish best served cold... and delicious."
"Never give up, unless it's hard."Perseverance
"I am the captain of my destiny."Leadership
"Tomorrow is always better than today... probably."Hope
"The only thing I fear is mediocrity."Fear
"I'm not arrogant, I'm just confident."
"Happiness is a choice, and I always choose myself."Happiness
"Success is not just a goal, it's my destiny."Success
"I would save the world if it benefited me."
"Real friends accept you for who you are... even if you're awful."Friendship
"I don't need anyone, but everyone needs me."
"True love is finding someone who tolerates your crap."Love
"The meaning of life is whatever I decide it is."Philosophy
"I am the author of my own story."Creativity