Creed Bratton

"Work is what you make it. I make very little."

"Dreams are just thoughts we have when we're sleeping. I don't sleep."

"Humor is the best medicine. I also take several illegal ones."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. My eyes have seen things."

"Death is just the next chapter. I've read ahead."

"Perseverance is key. I've persevered through many crimes."

"Gratitude is important. I'm grateful for my freedom."

"Creativity comes from the mind. Mine is... creative."

"Justice is blind. I'm not, but I wish I was sometimes."

"Patience is a virtue. I have no virtues."

"Kindness is weakness. But I'm rarely kind anyway."

"Strength comes from within. I'm very within."

"Fear is the mind killer. I've killed many minds."

"Power corrupts. I'm very corrupted."

"Money can't buy happiness. But it buys other things."

"Health is wealth. I'm bankrupt in both."

"Adventure awaits those who seek it. I didn't seek it."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. I have both, dangerously."

"Technology is the future. I prefer the past."

"History repeats itself. I've lived many histories."

"Philosophy is thinking about thinking. I avoid thinking."

"Literature opens the mind. Mine was never closed."

"Politics is a dirty game. I know dirty."

"War is hell. I've been there."

"Motivation comes from within. I'm self-motivated by survival."

"Inspiration is everywhere. I'm inspired by nothing."

"Relationships are complicated. Mine are criminal."

"Solitude is underrated. I prefer solitude to people."

"I'm the most interesting man in the office. Probably the most dangerous too."

"Nobody knows me. Not even me."