Creed Bratton

"I've forgotten more than you'll ever know."

"The secret to life is not caring what others think."

"I've lived many lives. This is just one of them."

"Family is important, unless they're not."

"Hope is for people with futures. I'm still deciding on mine."

"Courage is doing something despite fear. I feel no fear."

"Every day is a new opportunity to reinvent myself."

"I don't have a past, I have a collection of stories."

"The best way to keep a secret is to be mysterious."

"I've never met a lie I didn't like."

"People are overrated. Nature is overrated. Everything is overrated."

"I work because I have to, not because I want to."

"The office is my kingdom. I am its dark lord."

"Friendship ends when someone talks too much."

"Love is just a word. A dangerous word."

"Success is relative. Relatively, I'm a disaster."

"Happiness is fleeting. I chase it sometimes."

"The truth hurts. Everything hurts."

"Peace is boring. I prefer chaos."

"Beauty fades. That's the only reliable thing."

"Death is nature's way of saying hello."

"I persevere because I have no choice."

"I'm grateful for my freedom from morality."

"Creativity is my only legal talent."

"Strength is knowing when to disappear."

"I don't have patience, I have avoidance."

"Kindness is a luxury I can't afford."

"Power is invisible. Like me sometimes."

"The future is unwritten. The past is questionable."

"I've seen the best and worst of humanity. They're the same."