Cyril Figgis

"This is a liability lawsuit waiting to happen."

"Nobody respects the support staff."

"I have actual credentials."

"This is going in my file."

"I'm too old for this."

"The budget is not a suggestion."

"I've tried being patient. I'm done being patient."

"This place is a madhouse."

"I'm serious. I will sue someone."

"Nobody ever thinks about the administrative burden."

"I have seventeen tabs open right now."

"This is the most unprofessional thing I've ever seen."

"Can we please just follow basic safety protocols?"

"I'm going to have a stress-induced heart attack."

"This requires proper authorization and approval."

"Someone has to maintain professional standards."

"I don't get paid enough for this."

"This is the third time this month."

"I'm the backbone of this organization."

"Nobody appreciates how hard I work."

"I'm not a field agent, I'm a comptroller. There's a difference."

"You know what? I'm going to start my own agency. With blackjack. And hookers."

"Phrasing! Are we not doing phrasing anymore?"

"I have a very strict regimen that keeps me in top physical condition."

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

"I'm the only one who cares about fiscal responsibility around here."

"Technically, I was a test tube baby."

"I excel at my job despite constant ridicule and undermining."

"You can't just expect people to do their jobs without proper funding."

"I have a structured approach to everything I do."