"The numbers don't lie."Truth
"This is a disaster. An actual disaster."
"Can we please just have a normal day?"Peace
"I'm calling HR. Oh wait, I'm HR."Humor
"This is not sustainable."
"Someone has to be responsible."
"I would never do something that reckless."
"That's a liability nightmare."
"I'm documenting this entire conversation."
"These people are going to destroy this company."
"I went to an Ivy League school for this."
"The budget is already stretched too thin."
"This is worse than last time. And that was bad."
"I deserve a raise. Actually, I deserve several raises."
"Can we please follow the chain of command?"
"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."
"This is exactly what insurance is for."
"Nobody appreciates competence anymore."
"I have a five-year plan. It does not include this."
"This is so far beyond my job description."
"I need to update my resume."
"The paperwork alone is going to take weeks."
"I'm surrounded by incompetent people."
"This is why we have contingency plans."
"I'm not cut out for this kind of stress."
"Someone needs to think about the consequences."Wisdom
"I'm the only sane person here."
"This violates every protocol we have."
"I'm calling security. Or the police. Or both."
"Can we please just do things by the book?"