Cyril Figgis

"This is exactly why we need procedures."

"I'm documenting everything for the lawsuit."

"You people are going to get me killed."

"I have actual responsibilities."

"This job is slowly destroying me."

"Nobody ever thanks the guy doing the accounting."

"I'm not a spy. I'm not brave. I'm just trying to survive."

"The budget is the lifeblood of this organization."

"Can we please follow proper channels for once?"

"I went to Princeton. I was on the rowing team."

"Why would you tell me that? Now I know."

"This is insane. This entire operation is insane."

"Someone has to care about the rules."

"I didn't ask for this life."

"That's it. I'm calling my lawyer."

"Do you understand what financial liability means?"

"This is why we keep meticulous records."

"I'm basically running this place."

"Nobody listens to me until something goes wrong."

"This is what happens when you don't plan ahead."

"I have an actual degree in finance."

"Someone needs to be the voice of reason."

"I'm not saying I'm smarter than everyone else, but..."

"This is why you need proper authorization."

"I'm tired of being the scapegoat."

"Proper documentation protects everyone."

"I have standards. I have processes."

"Why does nobody respect what I do?"

"This job requires actual skill, you know."

"I need a drink. Or ten."