Daffy Duck

"Happiness is getting what you want, even if it's at someone else's expense!"

"Success means being one step ahead of everyone chasing you!"

"Family? They're stuck with you whether they like it or not!"

"Hope is for suckers - action is what counts!"

"Real courage is doing something stupid and living to brag about it!"

"Change? The only thing that changes is how creative I get with my schemes!"

"Education is for people too scared to figure things out on their own!"

"Knowledge is power, but power is way more fun!"

"Time flies when you're causing chaos and mayhem!"

"The truth is whatever I say it is - especially if you believe me!"

"Freedom means doing whatever I want, whenever I want!"

"Peace is boring - give me adventure any day!"

"Nature? It's just a place to cause more trouble!"

"Art is whatever I decide to create - usually involving explosives!"

"Science proves that crazy ideas sometimes work out!"

"Music makes my toes tap and my schemes even more diabolical!"

"Faith in myself is the only religion I need!"

"Leadership is making other people follow your insane plans!"

"Work is for people without better ideas to pursue!"

"Dreams are just the blueprints for my next masterpiece!"

"Humor is the best weapon when you're completely outmatched!"

"Beauty? I'm looking in the mirror - case closed!"

"Death? Not until I've had my fun!"

"Perseverance is just stubborn stupidity with a good attitude!"

"Gratitude is for people with nothing left to take!"

"Creativity means thinking of things no one else would dare try!"

"Justice is when I win and you lose - pretty simple!"

"Patience? I've never heard of her!"

"Kindness is a weakness disguised as virtue!"

"Strength comes from not caring what anyone thinks!"