Daffy Duck

"Fear? The only thing I fear is running out of ideas!"

"Power is addictive - once you get a taste, you want more!"

"Money talks, but I prefer when it screams in panic!"

"Health is important - especially if you're running from someone!"

"Adventure is just disaster that hasn't happened yet!"

"Imagination is the only limit - and I've got buckets of it!"

"Technology makes causing trouble way more efficient!"

"History proves that the craziest people get remembered!"

"Philosophy is overthinking what your gut already knows!"

"Literature? I prefer my stories to be lived, not read!"

"Politics is just organized chaos - my specialty!"

"War is what happens when people actually take things seriously!"

"Motivation comes from wanting something more than you fear consequences!"

"Inspiration? I inspire myself every single day!"

"Relationships work best when nobody knows what you're really thinking!"

"Solitude is great - more schemes for me to enjoy!"

"I'd rather be a small player in a big game than a big player in nothing!"

"The key to getting away with anything is style and confidence!"

"Wisdom is knowing which rules are meant to be broken!"

"Love is just attachment with extra complications!"

"Happiness is stealing someone else's prize!"

"Friendship is a temporary arrangement until someone betrays you!"

"Family dinners would be nice if everyone wasn't so annoying!"

"Hope springs eternal - especially when you're desperate!"

"Courage is being stupid with style and panache!"

"Change is inevitable - might as well be the one causing it!"

"Education teaches you what you already knew in a complicated way!"

"Knowledge without action is just entertainment!"

"Time waits for no one - so I run faster!"

"Truth is negotiable depending on who's listening!"