Daria Morgendorffer

"Family obligations are just guilt with genetics."

"Hope is dangerous because it leads to trying."

"Being brave is just being stupid with confidence."

"Change is always scary, especially when it's necessary."

"The more you know, the sadder you get."

"Time flies when you're avoiding your problems."

"The truth is rarely as interesting as a good lie."

"Freedom is just the ability to choose your own prison."

"Peace is impossible when people have opinions."

"Nature is beautiful if you don't think about it too hard."

"Art is whatever makes you feel something uncomfortable."

"Science removes the mystery from everything."

"Music is noise that's been refined."

"Faith is belief in the absence of evidence."

"Leaders are just people who convinced others they're special."

"Working is paying for the privilege of working."

"Dreams are what you do when reality is unbearable."

"Humor is the opiate of the educated masses."

"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever."

"Death is the only honest thing that happens to everyone."

"Persistence is just refusing to accept failure."

"Gratitude is the emotion of people who have no choice."

"Creativity is the ability to combine existing things badly."

"Justice is just revenge with better lawyers."

"Impatience is the refusal to waste time."

"Being kind makes people think you're weak."

"Real strength is knowing how little you matter."

"Fear is the only rational response to most situations."

"Power is the only thing people actually respect."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy the absence of misery."