Daria Morgendorffer

"The world is full of idiots, and I'm not leaving."

"Why would anyone want to be happy? Happiness just makes you lazy."

"School is a waste of time, but it's a necessary one."

"I've learned that life is about enduring humiliation."

"Nothing says 'I love you' like complete apathy."

"Romance is the leading cause of stupidity."

"I'm not cynical. I'm just well-informed."

"Success is just another word for failure."

"People are strange. I prefer things that make sense."

"Friendship is like a plant. You have to water it with time."

"Family is an accident of birth, not a choice."

"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment."

"Courage is just fear that hasn't been fully thought through."

"Change is inevitable, which is why it's so depressing."

"Knowledge is power, and power is what everyone wants."

"Time is the one thing you can't get back."

"The truth usually hurts, so lying is more popular."

"Freedom is just another word for expensive."

"Peace is what you get when everyone's too tired to fight."

"Nature is beautiful if you ignore the bugs and disease."

"Art is the only way to express what's wrong with the world."

"Science explains the universe, which makes it less interesting."

"Music is organized sound, which is why I prefer silence."

"Faith is believing in something despite the evidence against it."

"Leaders are just people with better publicity."

"Work is what you do to avoid living your life."

"Dreams are just your brain's way of wasting sleep."

"Humor is the best defense against reality."

"Beauty is subjective, which is why most people are wrong."

"Death is nature's way of saying you lost."