Daria Morgendorffer

"Technology is just a tool for making stupid people more efficient."

"History repeats itself, which proves people never learn anything."

"Music is just organized noise that people pretend to like."

"Faith is believing in something despite all evidence to the contrary."

"Leadership is just having the bad luck to know what you're doing."

"Work is what you do to avoid living."

"Dreams are what happen when your brain gets bored."

"Humor is my way of expressing my disdain for everything."

"Art is just expensive clutter with a pretentious explanation."

"Science is the best tool for proving what we already know is stupid."

"Literature is just someone else's thoughts, which is why it's usually mediocre."

"Politics is theater for people who should know better."

"War is what happens when diplomacy fails to bore everyone equally."

"Motivation is a myth created to make you work harder for someone else's goal."

"Inspiration is just procrastination in a better mood."

"Relationships are exhausting and ultimately futile."

"Perseverance is just prolonging the inevitable."

"Gratitude is something people express when they want something."

"Justice is a concept invented by people with the power to enforce it."

"I find the concept of enthusiasm rather suspect."

"Nature is beautiful in its complete indifference to our suffering."

"Death is the only honest ending to any story."

"I'm not pessimistic. I'm just realistic about the inevitable disappointment."

"The human condition is basically a series of small humiliations."

"I would rather die than participate in a group activity."

"Ambition is just greed with better marketing."

"Normal is just a setting on the washing machine."

"I prefer my solitude to your company, which I'm sure comes as no surprise."

"School is just practice for the real disappointments of adulthood."

"Fashion sense requires energy I could better use for avoiding people."