Droopy

"I'm so happy."

"That makes me so sad."

"I'm afraid I have some bad news."

"Hello, so sad."

"In this life, disappointment is the only certainty."

"Love is a wonderful thing, but it always seems to end badly."

"The world is a dreary place, full of sorrow and regret."

"Success means nothing when you're utterly alone."

"Friendship is fleeting, like autumn leaves."

"Family gives us the deepest wounds."

"Hope is a cruel mistress that leads us astray."

"Courage is just another word for stubborn foolishness."

"Everything changes, and none of it for the better."

"Education teaches us better ways to be disappointed."

"Knowledge only confirms life's inherent misery."

"Time moves slowly when you're suffering."

"The truth is always painful."

"Freedom is just another burden to carry."

"Peace is something only the dead possess."

"Nature is indifferent to our suffering."

"Art is how we express our inner misery."

"Science cannot cure the human condition."

"Music is the sound of our collective sadness."

"Faith is believing in things that won't help."

"A leader is just someone destined to disappoint."

"Work is suffering we call responsibility."

"Dreams are nightmares we have while awake."

"Humor is how we cope with the void."

"Beauty fades, leaving only ugly memories."

"Death is the only promise the universe keeps."