Droopy

"Perseverance just means suffering longer."

"Gratitude is rare in a world of lack."

"Creativity is merely rearranging our pain."

"Justice is a comforting myth."

"Patience is what we cultivate while waiting for disappointment."

"Kindness is often repaid with cruelty."

"Strength is the ability to endure more suffering."

"Fear is the only rational response to existence."

"Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely."

"Money cannot buy happiness, only different kinds of sadness."

"Health is merely the slowest way to die."

"Adventure is just getting lost in new places."

"Imagination helps us envision worse futures."

"Technology makes us more efficiently miserable."

"History repeats itself because we never learn."

"Philosophy asks questions with no good answers."

"Literature documents humanity's endless failures."

"Politics is organized disappointment."

"War proves we haven't evolved at all."

"Motivation fades when reality sets in."

"Inspiration is just temporary delusion."

"Relationships are the art of mutual disappointment."

"Solitude is just loneliness we've accepted."

"I'm doomed."

"Nothing ever goes right."

"Why does everything have to be so sad?"

"Even happiness makes me sad."

"Love hurts. Everything hurts."

"The universe is against us."

"Good things never last."