Droopy

"I've seen better days, but I can't remember them."

"Success is just slow-motion failure."

"True friends are a myth."

"Family means sharing genetic disappointment."

"Hope dies before the rest of us."

"Courage just means being scared but doing it anyway."

"The only constant is getting let down."

"School taught me how much I don't know."

"The more you learn, the sadder you become."

"Time is cruel and unforgiving."

"Truth is rarely comforting."

"Freedom means choosing your own suffering."

"Peace is just the absence of obvious war."

"Nature is beautiful but mostly indifferent."

"Art is how sad people talk to other sad people."

"Science has limits, unlike despair."

"Music makes sadness beautiful."

"Faith without proof is just hope in disguise."

"Leadership is the burden of representing others' disappointment."

"Work is where we spend most of our limited time."

"Dreams are cruel visions of what won't happen."

"Laughter is tears we can't cry."

"Beauty attracts pain."

"Death is the only certainty except taxes."

"Perseverance is just refusing to give up."

"Gratitude is underrated in our ungrateful world."

"Creativity transforms suffering into something worse."

"Justice is a story we tell ourselves."

"Patience is what the weak call virtue."

"Kindness is often mistaken for weakness."