"Fear keeps you sharp; comfort makes you weak."Fear
"Power is the ability to make others do what you want."Power
"Health? I'm healthier than I've ever been, despite that mutt!"Health
"Adventure is just disaster with a fancy name."Adventure
"Technology breaks down when you need it most."Technology
"History proves that man is fundamentally selfish and greedy."History
"Politics is just rich people arguing over how to stay rich."Politics
"Motivation comes from necessity, not inspiration."Motivation
"The only relationship I need is with my wallet."Relationships
"That dog is the worst thing that ever happened to this house!"Humor