"The Vogon Constructor Fleet is quite possibly the most offensive thing in the known universe."
"The more you know about the past, the better prepared you are for the future."Wisdom
"There is no point in driving ourselves into a psychological state of extreme depression over all this"Hope
"You can't think rationally on an empty stomach"Health
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so"Time
"The chances of finding out what's really going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied"Wisdom
"There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"Adventure
"The secret to flying is to miss the ground"Adventure
"I'd far rather be happy than right any day"Wisdom
"What you have to do is calm down and think"Wisdom
"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"Humor
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."Time
"If you want to get somewhere, you might consider asking for directions."Wisdom
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."Life
"Life is like a box of chocolates"Life
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"Adventure
"You can't make an unreliable science worse"Science
"The secret to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss"Adventure
"I've never met anyone who understood the number six"Humor
"Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so"Time
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."Time
"Don't panic."Courage
"What's the use of a book without pictures or conversations?"Art
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer."Humor
"You know, the most important thing is never to panic."Courage
"It's unpleasantly like being drunk. What's so unpleasant about being drunk? You ask a glass of water."Humor
"I love the way humans always assume that aliens are by definition invisible, or extremely tall, or walks funny."Humor
"You can't navigate wormholes by the stars. You navigate by instruments."Technology
"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"Humor
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so"Time