Ford Prefect

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"

"I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in base thirteen"

"It is a fact universally acknowledged that paranoia is just having all the facts"

"Nothing travels faster than light except bad news"

"Reality is frequently inaccurate"

"The lights are always on there"

"The important thing is not the destination but the people you meet along the way"

"The best conversations happen when no one is talking"

"Just follow the signs"

"The secret to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss it"

"You can't trust a computer-run society"

"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"

"A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have"

"By sheer good fortune, I happened to go to the only school that ever taught Vogon"

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

"The knack to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"The most important thing is never to panic."

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so"

"You're a jerk, Dent"

"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."

"A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have."

"You've got to build calluses on your soul."

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

"The universe is a pretty big place."

"You can't win them all."

"It's a pretty good life if you don't weaken."

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"You live and learn."

"The answer is a towel."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Pram 5?"