Frankie Boyle

"I think we should all be worried about the future because none of us have a clear vision of it anymore."

"The key to happiness is low expectations and a good sense of humor about your own failures."

"People are afraid of change, but change is the only constant in life."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy books, and that's basically the same thing."

"The most dangerous thing about social media is that it lets everyone be a broadcaster."

"Comedy is just tragedy plus time, but sometimes you need to rush it."

"We're all just trying to figure out what the hell we're doing here."

"The truth is always more interesting than any lie you could tell."

"Kindness costs nothing, but it's worth everything."

"We live in a world where people are more connected but lonelier than ever."

"The greatest tragedy is not failure, but the fear of attempting."

"Money can't buy you peace of mind, but it certainly helps you sleep better."

"Democracy is a system where everyone gets to complain about the government they voted for."

"Love is the only thing that makes the suffering worthwhile."

"Art is what separates us from being completely meaningless."

"Education should teach you how to think, not what to think."

"The best revenge is living well, or at least not dying angry."

"We're all scared of the same things deep down; we just hide it differently."

"Time is the only resource you can't get more of, so spend it wisely."

"Patience is a virtue that nobody has anymore, and that's our problem."

"The human condition is basically just waiting for something better."

"Strength isn't about physical power; it's about refusing to be broken."

"Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about."

"Music is the language that reaches people when words fail."

"The pursuit of happiness is sometimes the thing that stops you from being happy."

"Nature doesn't care about your problems, and that's kind of comforting."

"Creativity is just connecting things that shouldn't go together."

"We're more afraid of death than we should be and more afraid of living than we realize."

"True friendship means they'll still like you when they know the real you."

"Science explains the how, but not the why."