George Burns

Comedian Songwriter American 1896 – 1996

Vaudeville legend known for cigar humor and long comedy career.

373 quotes

"Age is not a limitation; it's an opportunity to do what you always wanted to do."
Time
"The biggest mistake people make is waiting for the right moment. The right moment is now."
Motivation
"Cigars are my best friends—they're always there when I need them."
Friendship
"I've never been one to follow trends. I make my own path."
"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."
Life
"The world needs more laughter and less judgment."
Kindness
"I think that the most important thing in life is to love what you do and do it well."
Work
"If you want to live a long life, stay away from funerals."
Humor
"The secret to success is to be yourself and let your personality shine through."
Success
"I'd rather be looked over than overlooked."
Wisdom
"Every day is a gift, and I try to make the most of it."
Gratitude
"Comedy is about finding the truth in the absurd."
Art
"Love is the only thing that matters in the end."
Love
"I've learned that the older you get, the more you appreciate the simple things in life."
Wisdom
"People who say they sleep like a baby haven't got one."
Humor
"I never learned to work for a boss. I've always been my own man."
Leadership
"The best advice I can give anyone is to do what makes you happy."
Inspiration
"If you can fake sincerity, you've got it all in this world."
Humor
"I've always believed that you have to earn your success through hard work and dedication."
Success
"The greatest gift you can give someone is your time and attention."
Kindness
"I don't believe in retirement—I believe in moving forward."
Motivation
"Age is just a number, but it's a pretty big number."
Humor
"The world is full of beautiful things if you take the time to notice them."
Beauty
"I've lived a long life, and I wouldn't change a thing about it."
Life
"Keep your eyes on the prize and never give up."
Perseverance
"A good laugh is the best medicine for almost anything."
Humor
"I believe in living life to the fullest, whatever age you are."
Life
"The secret to staying relevant is to stay curious and keep learning."
Knowledge
"I've always thought that the best comedy comes from real life."
Humor
"You have to believe in yourself before anyone else will."
Motivation