George Burns

"Life teaches you more than any book ever could."

"The best investment you can make is in your own happiness and well-being."

"I believe in living life with passion, purpose, and a good laugh."

"The greatest luxury in life is having time to enjoy it."

"I've always believed that age is just a number if you keep your spirit young."

"The most important skill is the ability to laugh at yourself."

"Success comes to those who are willing to work for it and never give up."

"I've learned that the journey is more important than the destination."

"The key to a good life is balance between work and play."

"I never stopped learning, growing, and evolving throughout my life."

"The most rewarding thing in life is making people happy through your work."

"I've always believed that kindness and respect are the foundations of success."

"Life is too short to hold grudges or waste time on negativity."

"The greatest achievement is being remembered for the good you did."

"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."

"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, and to have them close together."

"Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

"I look to the future because that is where I am going to spend the rest of my life."

"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."

"I'd rather be a failure doing something I enjoy than a success doing something that bores me."

"The most important thing in life is your health; without your health, you have nothing."

"Don't stay in bed unless you can make money in bed."

"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age, I have to hold on to something."

"The key to success in show business is sincerity and timing. Once you learn to fake sincerity, you've got it all."

"Life is like a cigarette. It doesn't matter how you light it; sooner or later, you're going to get burned."

"Give me a couple of years, and I'll make a comeback."

"The most important thing in life is love and laughter."

"When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick."

"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we lived forever, then we would merely be exhausted and wait for our buff to come in the mail."