Gob Bluth

"Music moves the soul - I learned that from one of my illusions."

"Technology is the future of magic."

"I'm an artist. Artists need freedom."

"Adventure is out there - I just need the money to find it."

"Peace comes when you stop trying so hard."

"Nature is beautiful, but not as beautiful as a perfectly executed illusion."

"Knowledge is power, but charisma is better."

"Time is money, and I'm wasting both."

"Creativity is my greatest weapon."

"Education is overrated when you have natural talent."

"I'm not arrogant - I'm just aware of my abilities."

"Every person has hidden depths. Mine are just better hidden."

"Gratitude is admitting you need other people."

"Death? That's just another illusion."

"Solitude is where I do my best thinking. And failing."

"Justice means the court ruling in my favor."

"Happiness is a choice, and I choose myself."

"I've survived worse than this. I think."

"Love is a beautiful thing - when it's not ruining your life."

"Success is mine. Eventually."

"My friends are the best. Even when they're not."

"Family will disappoint you, but you're stuck with them."

"Hope springs eternal - in my case, it springs eternal and then crashes."

"Courage is doing it anyway, even when terrified."

"Change is inevitable. Accepting it? That's optional."

"I never finished school, but I'm smarter than all of them."

"What you need to know is that I'm amazing."

"Time flies when you're avoiding your problems."

"I tell the truth... eventually."

"Freedom is being free from responsibility."