Gob Bluth

"Peace is when everyone stops bothering me."

"Nature? That's why we have houses."

"I'm an artist first, a failure second."

"Science can't explain my talent."

"Music is just noise you make feel like something."

"Faith gets you through the tough times. Usually."

"A leader inspires people. I inspire people to leave."

"Work is for people without connections."

"I've got big dreams. They never come true, but they're big."

"Humor is my defense mechanism against reality."

"Beauty fades, but my talent is eternal."

"Death is just a long nap."

"Perseverance is my middle name. Or was it Gregory?"

"I'm grateful for the opportunities I create for myself."

"Creativity is thinking of something no one's done before. Or at least something people forgot."

"Justice should be whatever makes me happy."

"Patience isn't my strong suit, but then again, what is?"

"Being kind is harder when you're superior to everyone."

"Strength is pretending you're fine when you're not."

"Fear is just weakness leaving your body. Or something."

"Power is knowing exactly what to say to get what you want."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy illusions of happiness."

"Health is overrated when you're this talented."

"Adventure is what happens when your plans fall apart."

"Imagination is the only place I'm truly successful."

"Technology will eventually make me rich. That's my plan anyway."

"History will remember me. Eventually."

"Philosophy is just thinking about things that don't matter."

"Politics is all about who knows the most people."

"War is what happens when negotiations fail."