Gob Bluth

"Motivation is knowing you have no other options."

"Inspiration comes from looking in the mirror."

"Relationships are simpler when you're only thinking about yourself."

"Solitude is my only comfort."

"I'll get my life together. One of these days."

"Love me or hate me, at least you're thinking about me."

"I'm destined for success. Destiny just moves slowly."

"Friends are just people who haven't left yet."

"I'm not wearing underwear right now."

"Magic. It's the one thing that keeps us all sane."

"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it."

"The only thing I'm addicted to is love... love of the magic."

"I'm a performer. I need the attention."

"You can't just walk away from family."

"I've made a huge mistake."

"That blue part of my outfit really ties the room together."

"I'm sorry, are you speaking whale?"

"The key to a great illusion is misdirection."

"I think I'm still a magician at heart."

"Money isn't everything. Sometimes it's just money."

"I should have never trusted him."

"Without magic, what am I?"

"I need to make a grand entrance."

"You don't know me. You just know the act."

"I once made a rabbit disappear. I still don't know where it went."

"Everything in life is a setup for a punchline."

"I've got this. I'm always in control."

"The worst part about prison was the... the Dementors."

"I should be leading this family."

"Love is just an illusion anyway."