Gob Bluth

"I'm going to make a comeback."

"Sometimes you have to lose yourself to find yourself."

"I know what I'm doing. Usually."

"There's always money in the banana stand."

"I deserve better than this."

"The art of illusion is never what it seems."

"I'm a complicated man."

"You think you're better than me?"

"I could do that trick in my sleep."

"Sometimes the greatest magic is acceptance."

"I need a new gimmick."

"The world doesn't appreciate true talent."

"I've reinvented myself more times than you've had disappointments."

"Behind every great magician is someone fooling himself."

"I'm not trying to escape; I'm trying to evolve."

"Family is everything, even when they're terrible."

"I once had it all. And I'll have it again."

"The trick is knowing when to disappear."

"I'm more than just a pretty face and a vest."

"Sometimes you have to fake it until you make it."

"What is the sound of one hand clapping? Two hands clapping badly."

"I've been wronged by everyone I've ever known."

"If I can't have the spotlight, nobody can."

"Illusions are just reality with better lighting."

"I'm not giving up. I'm just reconsidering my options."

"The greatest trick I ever pulled was disappearing."

"People always underestimate me."

"I once turned a woman into a chimpanzee. She was happier."

"Success is just one failed relationship away."

"I know what women want. They want me."