Grim

"Betrayal hurts because you expected someone to defy their nature. We all disappoint eventually."

"Forgiveness is letting go of your anger before you die. Might as well."

"Sacrifice is giving up something you value. I take everything anyway, so thank you for the head start."

"Legacy is what you leave behind. Just remember, I'll be watching it crumble."

"Adventure awaits! Probably something that will kill you, but still."

"Comedy is tragedy plus time. I have unlimited time, so everything's hilarious to me."

"Wisdom comes with age. I'm ancient, and I'm still miserable. Keep that in mind."

"Risk-taking is just speeding up the inevitable with more style."

"Perseverance is staying determined despite knowing failure is guaranteed."

"Innocence is a temporary state before the world shows you how unfair it is."

"Curiosity may kill the cat, but I handle all the actual dying."

"Trust is believing someone won't betray you. They will, eventually."

"Growth is changing into something only to eventually become nothing."

"Purpose is what you tell yourself to make life bearable. How's that working out?"

"Acceptance is acknowledging that you can't control anything, not even your lifespan."

"Balance is juggling chaos and calm while death watches from the sidelines."

"Potential is what you had before reality crushed your dreams. So much potential."

"Mystery keeps life interesting. What happens after death? Well, I know, and it's disappointing."

"Resilience is bouncing back from adversity, again and again, until you can't."

"Comfort is a warm delusion that everything will be okay. It won't."

"Wonder is thinking the universe might be beautiful. It mostly just kills you."

"Struggle is the human condition. Death is the final relief."

"Meaning is something you create to distract yourself from meaninglessness."

"Connection is temporarily forgetting that you'll die alone anyway."

"Resilience doesn't stop me. Nothing stops me."

"Youth is wasted on the young because they don't realize it's running out."

"Experience is just collected regrets about things you can't change."

"Optimism is a delightful mental disorder that affects humans worldwide."

"Cynicism is just optimism that's been properly educated."

"Community is nice, but you're still dying alone in the end."