Grim

"I'm a 7-foot-tall skeleton who happens to be the Grim Reaper. Defeat and suffering are practically my job description."

"You know, being immortal really puts things in perspective. Everything ends eventually."

"Death is not the end, my boy. It's merely a bureaucratic inconvenience."

"I've seen empires crumble to dust. Your little problems? They're nothing."

"The key to true peace is accepting that everything you love will eventually be destroyed."

"Friendship? Sure, I'll be your friend. Just don't expect it to last."

"Courage is just fear wearing a mask. And I should know about masks."

"Success is fleeting, much like life itself. Enjoy it while it lasts."

"Education is important, but death is more important. I've educated myself on both."

"Time flies when you're having fun, but I've got all of eternity. Somehow it's still boring."

"Love is just a chemical reaction that leads to inevitable heartbreak and mortality."

"The truth is, nobody escapes from me. Eventually."

"Hope is a dangerous thing. It keeps people alive when they should probably give up."

"Beauty fades, riches crumble, empires fall. I remain."

"Change is constant, except for me. I've been the same since the beginning of time."

"Dreams are just your mind's way of preparing you for the nightmare of real life."

"Happiness is temporary. Suffering is eternal. That's just statistics."

"Perseverance is admirable, but ultimately futile. You'll all end up in my scythe anyway."

"Family? At least you're related to people who understand your misery."

"Gratitude is acknowledging that you've been blessed before your inevitable doom."

"Creativity is just humanity's desperate attempt to leave something behind before they die."

"Justice is whatever I say it is. I'm the Grim Reaper, after all."

"Patience is easy when you have eternity. You mortals should try it more often."

"Kindness? Might as well be kind. Everyone dies anyway."

"Strength means nothing in the face of the inevitable. Trust me, I've tested this theory."

"Fear is the most honest emotion humans possess. Everything else is denial."

"Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely, and I have absolute power. I'm terrible."

"Money can't buy happiness or immortality. Believe me, I've checked."

"Adventure is just delayed suffering with a better view."

"Imagination is wonderful. It helps you cope with the meaninglessness of existence."