Grim

"Imagination is what keeps you awake at night fearing me."

"Technology changes. Evil remains constant."

"History repeats itself. So do my curses."

"Philosophy is just fancy words for accepting the inevitable."

"Literature is better when it's terrifying."

"Politics bores me. Damnation intrigues me."

"War is what happens when I'm in a good mood."

"Motivation? Try desperation."

"Inspiration comes from suffering. You're welcome."

"Relationships end. Usually when someone dies."

"Solitude is my preference, but you two won't leave me alone."

"Hope is the cruelest thing of all."

"Happiness? That's something that happens to other people."

"The living are so amusing with their concerns."

"You'll never understand true despair."

"Eternity is a long time to be annoyed."

"Your plans will fail. They always do."

"Evil never takes a vacation."

"The afterlife makes the real world look appealing."

"Stop screaming, you're hurting my ears."

"I've haunted better children than you two."

"Your friendship is the scariest thing about you."

"Beauty and the Beast? More like ugly and uglier."

"Nature doesn't scare me. Nothing scares me."

"If you want justice, you're in the wrong universe."

"Patience is for the living. I'm neither."

"Strength comes from accepting that nothing matters."

"Your fears are my entertainment."

"Power doesn't corrupt me—it sustains me."

"You can't buy your way out of a curse."