Grim

"Success means absolutely nothing when you're cursed for eternity."

"Happiness is an illusion, much like your chances of survival."

"Time moves differently when you're immortal. Usually it moves slower."

"The real horror isn't the monsters—it's you two."

"Change is inevitable. Unfortunately, so am I."

"Knowledge is power, but it won't save you from me."

"Freedom is a concept that doesn't apply to those bound by curses."

"Nature is cruel. Take notes."

"Art is meaningless, much like your lives."

"Science can't explain everything, especially my existence."

"Music to my ears—literally, your screams."

"Faith won't protect you from what's coming."

"Leadership requires commanding respect. You have neither."

"Work is eternal, especially for those of us who are."

"Dreams are just nightmares you don't remember."

"The only joke here is your existence."

"Beauty fades. Evil is eternal."

"I've forgotten more about death than you'll ever know."

"Perseverance is admirable. Now stop bothering me."

"Gratitude is wasted on the living."

"Creativity is just another word for making problems."

"Justice? That's a laugh."

"Patience is something I've lost centuries ago."

"Kindness gets you killed. You should know."

"Strength comes from evil, corruption, and malice."

"Fear is the only rational response to my presence."

"Power corrupts. I started corrupt."

"Money can't buy what I want—your souls."

"Health is temporary. Death is permanent."

"Adventure means trouble. Trouble means you're doomed."