Grim

"Dreams are rehearsals for eternal sleep."

"Beauty decays like all material things."

"I have no equals, only temporary assignments."

"Money cannot buy what I offer."

"Health is a temporary reprieve from reality."

"Adventure is merely escape from truth."

"Imagination fails before eternity."

"Your tools cannot defeat me."

"History proves my inevitability."

"Philosophers debate while I harvest."

"Books are tombstones of dead authors."

"Empires wage war, but I gain the most."

"Motivate yourself for what outcome?"

"Inspiration is fleeting like your days."

"Relationships delay the solitary walk to me."

"Solitude prepares you for what comes next."

"I am the only certainty in an uncertain world."

"Your legacy is forgotten within generations."

"Perseverance merely exhausts you before the end."

"Give gratitude while you still can."

"Creativity is defiance against the void."

"Justice is served only by time and me."

"Kindness does not interest me."

"I'm a demon. It's what I do."

"Another day, another soul to torment."

"You boys are the worst thing that's ever happened to me, and that's saying something."

"The only thing worse than being dead is being stuck with you two."

"I've seen the end of all things, and it's not pretty."

"Wisdom comes from experience, and boy, do I have experience."

"Love is a waste of time I don't have."