Grim

"Health is an illusion. Disease is eternal."

"Adventure with you two is a nightmare."

"Your imagination can't compete with reality."

"Technology breaks. Curses last forever."

"I've seen empires crumble. Yours will too."

"Philosophy is the art of dying confused."

"The scariest stories are the ones I could tell."

"Politics is just organized chaos. I prefer actual chaos."

"War is peace to one such as I."

"Stop trying to motivate yourselves. It won't help."

"The only inspiration you need is to run."

"Your relationship won't survive what I have planned."

"Solitude is impossible with you around."

"There is no hope. Accept it."

"Change is coming, and it's ancient and evil."

"Education won't help you understand the supernatural."

"Knowledge of your doom won't save you."

"Freedom died the day I was cursed to you."

"Peace is what graves provide."

"The art of survival? You haven't learned it."

"Science can't explain why I tolerate you."

"Music in my world is the sound of agony."

"Faith in what? Your survival skills?"

"A leader should know when to surrender. Never mind."

"Work is what keeps the damned busy."

"Dreams about me are more vivid than reality."

"Persistence is your worst quality."

"You should be more grateful you're still alive."

"Creativity is what gets you into trouble with me."

"The path to kinship with me is paved with regrets."