Groucho Marx

"The future is uncertain. But that's what makes it exciting."

"I've loved six women in my time, and married three of them."

"Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough."

"Show me a man who builds castles in the air, and I'll show you a dreamer."

"Reading about life is much better than living it."

"I'd like to meet the man who invented the concept of "work." I'd kill him."

"Brevity is the soul of lingerie."

"Age is no barrier. It's a limitation you put on your mind."

"The worst thing about censorship is that people don't even know it's happening."

"Money is not everything. There's also credit cards."

"A man should never wear a turtleneck unless he's trying to hide something."

"Most people would die for their country. Some would kill for it."

"I find that the truth is a powerful tool, if used sparingly."

"I'd never join a club that would have someone like me as a member."

"Happiness is a warm cigar and an interesting conversation."