Hannibal Buress

"Nature will be here long after we're gone, which is freeing."

"Dreams are free, which is why everyone has so many."

"Beauty fades, but humor lasts forever."

"Death is just life's way of saying your time is up."

"Perseverance is what separates winners from quitters."

"Gratitude is the antidote to entitlement."

"Creativity requires a certain level of weirdness."

"Justice is blind, but that doesn't mean it's fair."

"Power without responsibility is just privilege."

"Health is the foundation of everything else."

"Adventure is just tourism with uncertainty."

"Imagination is what keeps you human."

"Technology is supposed to make life easier, but it just makes it busier."

"History is written by the people who won, so take it with salt."

"Philosophy is just expensive therapy."

"Literature shows you that you're not alone in being weird."

"Politics is the ultimate proof that humans are irrational."

"Motivation is temporary, but discipline lasts."

"Inspiration is everywhere if you're paying attention."

"Relationships are where you learn who you really are."

"Solitude is necessary for sanity."

"Work is where you spend most of your life, so make it count."

"Leadership means serving, not ruling."

"The only person you need to be better than is who you were yesterday."

"I'm not really sure what I'm doing, but I'm doing it with confidence."

"Life is about showing up and pretending you know what's happening."

"Sometimes the best relationships are the ones where nobody knows what's going on."

"Success is just failing until someone notices you."

"I believe in living life like nobody's watching, mainly because they're not."

"Friendship is when someone laughs at your jokes even though they're not funny."